An apple a day keeps the doctor away... prevent is better than cure, so.. what about this... a laughter a day prevents sickness everyday... =.=!! okay.. not funny.. hahax.. here's 2 jokes i've got out from the newspaper i've read during my break at work~~ hahax~~
Teacher: Joe, what is the chemical formula of water?
Joe: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher: Wrong~~!! U must be sleeping during my lesson!!
Joe: But teacher, u were the one who told me that the chemical fromula of water is H to O~~!!
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Teacher: Jane, start a sentence with "I".
Jane: I is...
Teacher: It should be "I am" instead of "I is"... correct your sentence please...
Jane: Alright... I am the ninth letter of the alphabetical order...
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i choked while reading these.. i'm eating at that time of moment... hahax~~